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| from now on you are only allowed to say your birthday is soon or any other holiday, or occasion if the date of the event is passed the expiration date on milk.
ex: my birthday is dec. 2nd. My brand spankin new carton of milk expires on Dec. 3rd... "My birthday is soon. yes." *victory dance*
On a side note... if you have yet to experience that of which is the diet vanilla dr. pepper I want nothing to do with you. so drag your ass to sonic in try it or your getting a straight shot to the baby maker. |
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| I think the male population needs a good ol kick to the ovary...hard.
I find myself and friends (especially Lindsay) significantly ruined by the male species. Everytime we try to get close to someone we get fucked in the ass. And everyone hates a good ass fucking. I'm sorry that we haven't volunteered ourselves to be the community (or hell even state wide) bicycle and have our insecurities be saved by putting out. To the girls that do this... i say you have a dirty whorish mouth...and you should probably die from lock jaw. HAH! (or aids... which ever comes first)
On the other hand... the males that take advantage of these whores... are not who we are eagerly wanting to hook up with. The males that appear to be decent human beings who are friends with showering, kindness, and intellegence are a lot more appealing. But do we appeal to them? sometimes...for a while. But then... us non-dramatic, average looking females get outdone by some abercrombie wearin', nappy haired, drama obsessor that can't spend a moment with out him.
Why are we normal (okay...maybe not normal...but weird in a good way), attractive, non-clingy, non-dramatic, non-whorish (its a word damn it) girls rejected????
because... well if i knew i wouldn't be fucking complaining idiot. |
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| Last night was interesting. I had fun playing asshole, playing pong with myself... and etc.
I think lovedrug is probably my favorite band currently. I cream my panties just thinking of them. oh boy. |
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